The current frog jumping record was set in 1986 by Rosie the Ribeter, who jumped 21 feet, 5-3/4 inches.
Nobody jumped at Mar-A-Lawno during the four rounds played in cold, windy overcast conditions. Sticky and Surferino wore jeans. Mr. Wicket wore shorts. In the end, it was evident why Mr. Wicket wore shorts. He was hot, en fuego. Three times he mowed down the competition. Surferino managed to win one round.
Two Shots-of-the-Day (SOD) occurred. Both by Sticky. The first was a roquet on Mr. Wicket's ball at the ninth wicket. From the ledge next to the deck, after holing the eighth wicket, Sticky stroked a complicated downhill shot to smack Mr. Wicket's ball. For the second shot, Sticky pressed his culo into the hedge next to the driveway and stroked a long, angled shot through the eleventh wicket striking Surferino's ball located between the eleventh and twelfth wickets perfectly setup for an easy shot for Poison. Sticky went on to become Poison and slew Surferino.
Games won: 3 by Mr. Wicket, one by Surferino, ZERO for Sticky.
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Sticky is a big ZERO! dude.... Keep him around just for entertainment.
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