National Teacher Day, May 4, 2021, Sextet

Here's to all the teachers who have educated or are educating their fellow Americans. Thank you.

Here's to Sticky who schooled all players in the first game. With unerring accuracy and unparalleled style, Sticky sent all the players to the sidelines on a spectacular May afternoon at Mar-A-Lawno. The bluest of skies and greenest flowered grounds served as a backdrop for Sticky's triumph over Wick O'Shay, Surferino, Lefty, Mr. Wicket and Mr. Balls. Sticky must have consumed a can of Whup Ass at his prefunq. Sticky's long distance kill shot on Mr. Wicket, who was set up to become Poison, gave him the victory.

The second game was a repeat of the first, except for Sticky's having missed a kill shot on the last player opposing him, Poison Surferino. Leaving his green ball just a few feet from Surferino's black ball, Sticky left Surferino an easy kill shot for the victory. It was Surferino's only kill shot. 

Kill shots made in both games: Wick O'Shay - 1, Surferino - 1, Sticky Wicket - 9.

Best dance move: who else but Sticky Wicket doing a version of his famous I'm-nearly-falling shuffle with syncopated guffaws.