A full complement of Cowabungas played two loooooong rounds at Mar-A-Lawno today on course #10. Whoever selected the course was devious and possibly demented. The start and finish wickets were devilishly difficult to enter and exit. But such difficulties made for interesting, horrific and extraordinary shots and plays. There were too many Shots-of-the-Day, SODs, to recount. Long distance roquets, trick shots, bouncing beauties, jumpers, hoppers, through the rough setups, bashers, smashers, wicket climbers. Every player got used, confused, abused and reused. There was much laughter, false humility, sarcasm fake sincerity and balderdash plus flapdoodle, air guitar, tomfoolery. Nothing was sacred, standards were abandoned, entendres were tripled, bawdiness begat risqueness, clothes were strewn about. No humans nor animals were hurt. It was a full on id show.
Wick won the first round. Mallethead won the second round. Attrition was the theme. Everyone stayed hydrated.
SCORECARD | ||||||
GAMES | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | SOD | |
DATE | 9/8/2021 | |||||
PLAYERS | Lefty | DNP | L | YES | ||
Sticky Wicket | L | L | YES | |||
Wick O’Shay | W | DNP | YES | |||
Mr. Wicket | L | L | YES | |||
Surferino | L | L | YES | |||
Mallethead | L | W | YES | |||
Mr. Balls | L | L | YES | |||
Mad Dog | DNP | DNP | ||||
Droner | DNP | DNP |
3 comments:
A very enjoyable afternoon! Special thanks goes to Mr. Wicket for allowing me to maintain my hit shot, even when I went out of turn!
More flapdoodle.
Extended perfunc = flapdoodle galore.
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