As the four Cowabungas, Wick O’Shay, Mr. Wicket, Surferino and Sticky Wicket, gathered to celebrate National-Pigs-in-a-Blankets Day by playing two rounds of croquet at Mar-A-Lawno, Groundskeeper Miguel Miguel was heard to say, “It is more excellenter today for playing.” Indeed, the conditions for the third consecutive day of play were SPF fantastic.
Cruising through the first round, poisoned Sticky killed Surferino and Mr. Wicket. A struggling Wick lagged the field and was positioned near the middle wicket when a strutting Sticky arrived for the kill shot. With a quick stroke, Sticky sent his ball through the middle wicket committing suicide. A stunned Wick was humble in victory.
Surferino won the second round. His long distance kill shot on Mr. Wicket was the SOD. In front of a seated Mrs. Sticky who was drinking champagne, Surferino lured Sticky into taking and missing a medium distance kill shot that left Sticky’s ball inches away in the kill zone.
Southsiders won the day!
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It's all good! ORCA, ORCA, ORCA!
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