With muted sunshine, a steady breeze and a damp course, six Cowabungas played one game and five a second game. Sticky Wicky departed after game one having been killed early by Mr. Wicket's poisonous and calculating brother who has no player name.
The game one winner was Wick O'Shay whose strategy of last-to-first delivered the victory. During the game, Surferino, with his second shot from the turn-around, improbably hit the black ball with a chopped bouncing shot, earning the shot of the day (SOD).
Game two was won by Surferino who slammed the ball of Mr. Wicket's poisonous and calculating brother who has no player name.
Mr. Balls never appeared despite having reportedly told Wick O'Shay that he was en route. In a disturbing development, the curated music did not last through the entirety of game two, causing cognitive dissonance among the remaining players who suffered in silence. Mar-a-Lawno can be a lonely, haunting and beautiful place.
Mr. Wicket's poisonous and calculating brother has taken the player name, Mad Dog. May he well and truly exemplify his player name.
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Mad Dog will try to live up to name! Be afraid, be very afraid!
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