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Thursday, August 3, 2017

August 3 Results

On a sultry day under a smoky but cloudless sky, Pedro, Mr. Wicket, Leftie, Sticky Wicket, Surferino and Wick O'Shay played two rounds. The course was fast and in excellent shape.

Sticky Wicket won the first game. Mrs. Sticky Wicket arrived on a bike during the game when Sticky was floundering. She planted numerous kisses on his mug, energizing and prompting him to become the type of player worthy of such fairway affection. Lucky Sticky, kissy kissy suck face.

Mr. Wicket won the second game. Wick missed a kill shot leaving his ball inches away begging for the coup de gras delivered by Mr. Wicket.

No SOD or POD today. Good shots, goofy shots and bonehead shots predominated. With six players, the time waiting for one's next turn could have been spent playing Cowabunga cornhole. See the August 2 posting by Mr. Wicket for details. Although being involved in two concurrent games might result in Game Attention Deficiency, (GAD), a serious and debilitating disorder treatable only by full spectrum THC or not.

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