National Lemon Juice Day Sextuplet, August 29, 2020

 Blustery wind, clear sky with promise of autumn was the backdrop at Mar-A Lawno for the six Cowabungas who masked up to play two games. Music, Purell and assorted beers were on hand to hydrate  Lefty, Sticky Wicket, Wick O'Shay, Surferino, Mallethead, and Mr. Wicket. The prefunqed players enjoyed the camaraderie and luxurious atmosphere at Mar-A-Lawno.

Course #17 was laid out by groundskeeper extraordinaire, Miguel Miguel. The first game was won by Lefty who killed Surferino who missed a game ending kill shot. The second game was won by Mallethead who killed Surferino who missed another game ending kill shot. The lengthy games were highlighted by Sticky's antics, Lefty's commentary, assorted out-of-turn shots, hitting the wrong ball shots, shots failing to clear the second of the double wickets and searching for balls hit into thick hedges. Surferino had a nice long distance shot on wicket. Sticky had a series of radar-like middle distance roquets and kill shots. Racing to be the first Poison proved to be no guarantee for victory.

1. "Lemon juice is good for you

   Lemon juice is really a cure for whatever ails you. Drinking a little every day can help prevent kidney stones. Having some first thing in the morning promotes digestion and a speedy metabolism. If you feel a cold coming on, put a little lemon juice and honey in some warm water to sooth your throat. It can even help bring down a high temperature. It improves poor beer and enhances good beer.

2. It’s not just to drink

   The uses for lemon juice are almost endless. Run out of deodorant? Use a little lemon juice to keep away those odors. Remove smudges and stains on glass with lemon juice in a spray bottle or sponge. Add some lemon juice to your laundry to make whites even whiter. It will even preserve fruits and vegetables — just squirt a little lemon juice on them to keep them from browning."

   We are eagerly awaiting National Lime Day!

Here is what happened

 So even Mallethead played but Surerino was not here because I think he was at home watching stuff from the republican convention or maybe listening to his HomePod thing but the first game was when Sticky and Mr. Wicket got really ahead and got rid of everyone and then Sticky killed Mr. Wicket to won that one and then the next game which was game two was when Wick really got far a head and everyone got killed except for Mallethead who was so far behind I thought maybe he left which is kind of funny because he is probably a democrat but then he made some really good shots to get close to the last wickets let’s say maybe 15 feets away and then Wick made this shot to block him but then Mallethead somehow when he decided to go for the final two wickets flew his ball and then you would not have believed it unless you saw it but the ball went threw the first wicket which although there were sum other good shots like one by Lefty had to be the SOD which always reminds me of dirt but then he got to be poison and then he ended up killing Wick but the crazy part is that right when Mallethead won the last song on the two hour plus song list ended which is really weird but this is 2020 so who knows but this description of the two games played is what happens when our head righter which is kind of funny because he might have been watching the republican thing is not at Mar-A-Lawno to right stuff the end.  

Cockwombling By The Sea Fivesome, August 19, 2020

On a day of fret (a cold and wet mist that has travelled in from the sea), nearly a smirr (a fine drizzle), five Cowabunga lads, three sporting shorts, one wearing trousers and one gloved with funky mechanic's overalls hiding prison blues underneath, ventured forth at Mar-A-Lawno to complete two rounds. All were prefunqed, masked and deranged, especially the mechanic. 

As the other blokes blazed around the dampening course, Wick O'Shay, a Southside Thane, held back, disguising his brilliance in an ablach display. Eventually, he emerged from the gloom, revealed his true and daring nature and made the others look like bampots, diddies, fandans and radges. Aye, he won.

The second round went to Mr. Wicket. As the sky thickened and grayed, facing a hungry and cold Lefty, somehow Mr. Wicket found within himself the Braveheart spirit and prevailed.

During the bleak afternoon, like Superman or a metamorphosising caterpillar, Sticky the gurk, struggled out of his mechanic's overalls and burst out in prison blues. Unconstrained by the protective but binding garment, Sticky's game improved a wee bit.

Alas there may have been some great shots or plays, buy yours truly was too prefunqed to recall them. To those who excelled, ma head's minced. Sorry for being dighted.

Lang may yer lum reek.

The No Lefty Foursome to Threesome Event, August 13, 2020

 Wick O'shay won the first game when Surferino missed a kill shot leaving his ball a mallet's head distance   from Wick's.

Sticky won the second round against Wick and Mr. Wicket. No additional details available.

Quarantine Quintet August 8, 2020

Masked, socially distanced and fully beered,  five Cowabungas, Lefty, Mr. Wicket, Sticky Wicket, Wick O'Shay and Surferino, played two rounds at an exquisitely groomed Mar-A-Lawno. A surprisingly warm north wind prompted some to remove shirts (any resemblance to Chris Farley was unintentional but well deserved) and bask in the penetrating warmth of the summer sun. The eclectic playlist was spot on.

The first round was won by Lefty who raced around the course and dispatched everyone with solid kill shots. The second round was won by Surferino who charged from the middle of the pack to become poison and kill Sticky and Mr. Wicket. Thereafter, Surferino scored a long green glancing kill shot on Lefty who was parked near Wick who subsequently was easily murdered.

SOD: Surferino's long distance kill shot on Lefty and easy kill shot on Wick.

Twas groovy to play with bitchin dudes on such a marvelous day and course.