National Lasagna Day Event, July 29, 2018

1. Location: Beautiful, ultra-fabulous Mar-A-Lawno
2. Conditions: Clear, dry, sunny, breezy, perfectly groomed fast grass
3. Course: Traditional
4. Participants: Sticky Wicket,  Surferino, Mr. Wicket, Droner, Lefty and Wick O’Shay.
5. Games: Two
6. Game Uno Results: Surferino got focused and won.
7. Game Dos Results: For the win, Mr. Wicket nailed poisoned Wick
8. SOD: From a great distance, Mr. Wicket killed Wick and was victorious.
9. Misc: Prefunq = Lefty’s usual. Lefty surprised all by wearing a wide-brimmed sun hat with chin strap thereby protecting his well abused skin from the neck up. However, he did shed his shirt. Go figure. Despite receiving a pregame kiss from his Schmookies, Sticky was off his game. 
10. Safe travels Droner. May the wildfire that ravaged your community, but spared your house, be extinguished.

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National Hot Dog Day Event, July 18,2018

1. Location: Beautiful, fabulous Mar-A-Lawno
2. Conditions: Clear, dry, sunny, breezy, perfectly groomed fast grass
3. Course: #3
4. Participants: Sticky, Surferino, Mr. Wicket, Droner
5. Games: Two
6. Game One Results: Sticky won.
7. Game Dos Results: For the win, Mr. Wicket killed Sticky.
8. SOD: A amazing long distance shot by Sticky. Mr. Wicket's ball was in front of the first turn-around wicket on the upper lawn. Sticky was between the hedge and the Crocosmia bed. With a sumo-like swing, Sticky launched his ball which struck Mr. Wicket knocking him through the first wicket. What a shot!
9. Misc: Prefunq = Voyager 32 plus maybe Vietnamese. 

National Give Something Away Day, July 15, 2018

1. Location: Beautiful Mar-A-Lawno
2. Conditions: Clear, dry, sunny, breezy, perfectly groomed fast grass
3. Course: Traditional. 
4. Participants: Sticky, Lefty, Surferino, Mr. Wicket, Wick O’ Shay (one game only)
5. Games: Two
6. Game One Results: Lefty killed Wick for the win.
7. Game Dos Results: For the win, Sticky attempted a kill shot on Mr . Wicket, but missed. Mr. Wicket murdered a very close Sticky.
8. SOD: None.
9. Misc: Prefunq = Voyager 32. A splendid hot afternoon resulted in a shirtless Lefty and Sticky, as usual. Wick departed after game one. To celebrate National Give Something Away Day, both Wick and Sticky gave games to Lefty and Mr. Wicket. Finally, Sticky’s status as a northsider has been confirmed. Since he lives north of First St., he falls into the traditional division of the community as determined by the late B. Horsman. You a northsider now, Sticky.

National Pina Colada Day Shootout, July 10, 2018

1. Location: Beautiful Mar-A-Lawno
2. Conditions: Clear, dry, sunny, breezy, perfectly groomed grass, quiet
3. Course: #13 A rarely deployed course with an unusual configuration confused Sticky once, much to the amusement of others.
4. Participants: Sticky, Lefty, Surferino, Mr. Wicket
5. Games: Two
6. Game One Results: Surferino won. Mr. Wicket, attempting to pass through the eighth wicket, caromed off and struck poisoned Surferino, perishing.
7. Game Dos Results: Lefty won.
8. SOD: Surferino scored a loooog distance roquet on Lefty at the seventh wicket.
9. Misc: Prefunq = Voyager 27 or 32. A splendid hot afternoon resulted in a shirtless Lefty and Sticky.