Could it be?

Today's Results

Sticky Wicket, Wick O'Shay and Surferino played two afternoon rounds at the Southside K course. A strong odor of chipped cedar branches and limbs emanated from a large pile dumped adjacent to the course. The temperature was in the high 60s. The course was ungroomed but not to damp. After a lengthy discussion of how the course should be laid out and played, beers were opened and the competition began.

In the first round, all players were poisoned. After Sticky missed a double kill shot and went through a wicket, Surferino killed Wick for the victory.

In the second round, Sticky and Wick were poisoned. Sticky killed Surferino. Then Sticky missed a do-or-die kill shot on Wick who did not miss his winning kill shot.

The competition came to an end after the supply of beer was consumed and it was determined that a surf check was required.

Possible solution......

Same Ol' Song

Today's Results - Not Fake News

Two rounds were played today under partly sunny conditions with a cold northwest wind. The course was well groomed but wet in spots which did not impact the competition. Five Cowabungas competed, including Mr. Wicket, Leftie, Wick O'Shay, Sticky Wicket and Surferino. The music theme was "sunshine" which was deciphered by Wick O'Shay.

In a memorable tribute to the late Muhammed Ali, Mr. Wicket executed a laid-back, rope-a-dope defense and won without becoming poison. Sticky Wicket missed a kill shot with his ball traveling through a wicket, thereby committing suicide.

The second round was won by Surferino who lethally grazed Leftie's ball after Leftie missed a kill shot leaving him vulnerable to a medium length kill shot.

Dry today?